A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted
If you're not sure what a 710 is
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Okay guys you can stop laughing!!
Elle on Wheels said
12:37 AM Sep 2, 2011
Hey the pics will not open on my computer so am dying of curiousity!!!!!
sucastja said
03:59 AM Sep 2, 2011
that would be the OIL
jules47 said
07:08 AM Sep 2, 2011
Sue do the pics open on your computer - they do on mine. Don't know whey they don't on Ells
sucastja said
08:17 AM Sep 2, 2011
No, I can't see any pics either
Happywanderer said
08:58 PM Sep 2, 2011
No I don't get any pictures either, same as that other one. But get the joke now I know its oil
Elle on Wheels said
10:03 PM Sep 2, 2011
yep same here - very funny (I think) - lucky I'm not blonde
JRH said
12:44 PM Sep 3, 2011
I don't get the pics either.
Pam said
08:31 PM Sep 3, 2011
I don't have pics either.
jules47 said
12:47 AM Sep 4, 2011
Ok - sorry don't know why pics didn't come through - but the punch line is "OIL" - think of the oil reservoir cap in your engine - rotate the word OIL to the right - and you will see what it is aboutl
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted
If you're not sure what a 710 is
Scroll down
that would be the OIL
I don't get the pics either.