1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name. ... 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but neither does milk
Vic said
11:20 PM Sep 19, 2011
Good one Dave, my laugh for the day !
AmandaJayne said
12:01 AM Sep 20, 2011
roflolololol
Travel Bug said
12:05 AM Sep 20, 2011
Love 'em all Dave...
SuburbanNomad said
08:28 AM Sep 20, 2011
Like the way you think Dave !
Rip and Rosie said
08:48 AM Sep 20, 2011
yup
and always live by the rules
Happywanderer said
10:39 AM Sep 20, 2011
Thats a good one Dave.
Esmeralda said
12:14 PM Sep 20, 2011
Good rules to live by I thinks
Beth54 said
07:01 PM Sep 20, 2011
Love it! I'm putting that on my facebook wall!
Cruising Granny said
09:00 PM Sep 20, 2011
Good thinking! May I borrow them for future reference?
Gerty Dancer said
09:37 PM Sep 20, 2011
Cynical Dave83, cynical.
But I love it!!
NeilandRaine said
09:23 AM Sep 21, 2011
Don't worry or think about what people think of you after you do or say something. Think about it before you do or say it, after all there is only about two seconds between them.
Beth54 said
11:31 AM Sep 21, 2011
NeilandRaine wrote:
Don't worry or think about what people think of you after you do or say something. Think about it before you do or say it, after all there is only about two seconds between them.
I'm a classic for that. Saying something that upsets/annoys someone, then realising afterwards. Sometimes I don't even realise at all! But when I do, I feel really bad.
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name.
...
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but neither does milk
Good one Dave, my laugh for the day !
roflolololol
Love 'em all Dave...
and always live by the rules
Good rules to live by I thinks
Love it! I'm putting that on my facebook wall!
Cynical Dave83, cynical.
But I love it!!
Think about it before you do or say it, after all there is only about two seconds between them.
I'm a classic for that.
Saying something that upsets/annoys someone, then realising afterwards. Sometimes I don't even realise at all! But when I do, I feel really bad. 
Me too, thanks Dave
Thanks for the good ol belly laugh, brilliant!!!