So SHMBO says to me as we were getting dressed to go to the club today
"Brian do these pants make my bum look big"
Why did I have to say.
No of course not (I could have left it there but NO!!
I had to add but your bum sure makes the bloody pants look big
BUGGER I HURT
-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:05:59 PM
milo said
09:31 PM Oct 5, 2011
???
pauline said
09:36 PM Oct 5, 2011
How long have you been together, quite awhile i imagine, you should have known better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goinsoon said
09:42 PM Oct 5, 2011
I know I really should have learned something after 42 years
-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:47:46 PM
Boroma577 said
09:42 PM Oct 5, 2011
pauline wrote:
you should have known better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should have known better anyhow goinsoon......foolish man....you deserve all you get, no sympathy from me. LOLOL
Ma said
09:45 PM Oct 5, 2011
At least you didnt say "compared to what" Brian. Then you would have been in really deep do do's
-- Edited by Ma on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:45:31 PM
pauline said
09:45 PM Oct 5, 2011
Me neither
dazren said
10:38 PM Oct 5, 2011
Yeah, goinsoon, i know what you mean ?? My wife got out of the shower the other day looked in the mirror and said, my bums to big, my boobs are drooping, my legs are fat, my arms are getting saggy, Then she turns to me and shouts ??
WELL CAN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME !!!!!!
So i said, you've got good eyesight ??
Cruising Granny said
10:43 PM Oct 5, 2011
An oldie and not so goodie Dazren. One has to be v-e-r-y careful. Gravity has taken its toll on the female form, but have you seen what it does to the male anatomy? Now that's a medical marvel to behold in very small doses.
johnq said
10:52 PM Oct 5, 2011
Those are your man feelings that are hurting, right? I can see the problem, a simple yes would ordinarily have sufficed.
Men rightly see truth as an absolute. An evolved, sensitive woman would have realised that and not presumed to put you into that grievous situation.
Cruising Granny said
10:55 PM Oct 5, 2011
Ok, now that's very prophetic, but can you please translate into English? For every up there's a down, for every bloke's perception there's a woman's perception.
NeilandRaine said
11:08 PM Oct 5, 2011
reminds me of the time the missus was moaning because her boobs were to small I told her to rub them with toilet paper; she says why I say cause you been using it on your bum for years and thats certainly got bigger!!!!!!!!!!!! I felt so much better when I got out of hospital.
Cruising Granny said
11:38 PM Oct 5, 2011
You're in very dangerous territory there Neil. How's life now?
Dave83 said
02:17 AM Oct 6, 2011
The best q and a I've heard on a related topic was:
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Answer - "In this outfit, or in this room?"
The man was never heard from again
jules47 said
07:24 AM Oct 6, 2011
Well - you know the Queen song - "Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And look at all the blokes who lust afte Beyonce - and she has a booty you could rest a drink on!!!!!!
jimricho said
07:30 AM Oct 6, 2011
A former car loving friend of mine said she'd love something that went from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds so I bought her a set of bathroom scales.
(I did say "former" friend!)
sharon said
09:57 AM Oct 6, 2011
that's brilliant
Delta18 said
11:13 AM Oct 6, 2011
I suggested my wife to stop watching cooking shows on telly as she has never learnt to cook........
......she told me I may as well stop watching porn then!
goinsoon said
11:18 AM Oct 6, 2011
They just gotta have the last word
Ma said
02:13 PM Oct 6, 2011
OF COURSE...........
dazren said
05:31 PM Oct 6, 2011
That's Incorrect ?? I ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD !!!! [ yes dear ]
Ma said
05:50 PM Oct 6, 2011
Whatever you say Daz.
milo said
06:08 PM Oct 7, 2011
struth, you reckon your in trouble.... im in the pound i reckon...
beiffe said
08:52 AM Oct 12, 2011
Proves that it is better to stay single and bring your kids up the same way LOL
My wife told me that if I went to bowls one day to not come home. Wasted 10 minutes getting some clothes together. I was nearly late for bowls.
So SHMBO says to me as we were getting dressed to go to the club today
"Brian do these pants make my bum look big"
Why did I have to say.
No of course not (I could have left it there but NO!!
I had to add but your bum sure makes the bloody pants look big
BUGGER I HURT
-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:05:59 PM
I know I really should have learned something after 42 years
-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:47:46 PM
You should have known better anyhow goinsoon......foolish man....you deserve all you get, no sympathy from me. LOLOL
At least you didnt say "compared to what" Brian. Then you would have been in really deep do do's
-- Edited by Ma on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:45:31 PM
Yeah, goinsoon, i know what you mean ?? My wife got out of the shower the other day looked in the mirror and said, my bums to big, my boobs are drooping, my legs are fat, my arms are getting saggy, Then she turns to me and shouts ??
WELL CAN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME !!!!!!
So i said, you've got good eyesight ??
Gravity has taken its toll on the female form, but have you seen what it does to the male anatomy?
Now that's a medical marvel to behold in very small doses.
Men rightly see truth as an absolute. An evolved, sensitive woman would have realised that and not presumed to put you into that grievous situation.
For every up there's a down, for every bloke's perception there's a woman's perception.
I told her to rub them with toilet paper; she says why
I say cause you been using it on your bum for years and thats certainly got bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt so much better when I got out of hospital.
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Answer - "In this outfit, or in this room?"
The man was never heard from again
Well - you know the Queen song - "Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And look at all the blokes who lust afte Beyonce - and she has a booty you could rest a drink on!!!!!!
A former car loving friend of mine said she'd love something that went from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds so I bought her a set of bathroom scales.
(I did say "former" friend!)
that's brilliant
I suggested my wife to stop watching cooking shows on telly as she has never learnt to cook........
......she told me I may as well stop watching porn then!
They just gotta have the last word
OF COURSE...........
That's Incorrect ?? I ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD !!!! [ yes dear ]
Whatever you say Daz.
My wife told me that if I went to bowls one day to not come home. Wasted 10 minutes getting some clothes together. I was nearly late for bowls.
Regards
Brian