The Four CatsFour men were bragging about howsmart their cats were.The first man was an Engineer,The second man was an Accountant,The third man was a Chemist, andThe fourth man was a GovernmentEmployee.To show off, the Engineer called his cat:
"T-square, do your stuff."T-square pranced over to the desk,
tookout some paper and pen
and promptlydrew a circle, a square, and a triangle.Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.But the Accountant said his cat could dobetter.
He called his cat and said:"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen
and returned with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of3 cookies.Everyone agreed that was good.But the Chemist said his cat could dobetter.
He called his cat and said:
"Measure, do your stuff."Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk,
got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
and poured exactly 8 ounces of milk
- without spilling a drop - into the glass.Everyone agreed that was pretty good.Then the three men turned to theGovernment Employee
and asked:"What can your cat do?"The Government Employee called hiscat and said:
"Coffee Break, do yourstuff."Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......
Ate the cookies ...Drank the milk ...Sh*t on the paper ...Screwed the other three cats ...
Claimed he injured his back while doingso ...Filed a grievance report
for unsafeworking conditions ...
Put in for Workers Compensation ....
.... andwent home for the rest of the day on sickleave ...AND THAT,
MY FRIEND,
IS WHYEVERYONE
WANTS TO WORKFOR THE GOVERNMENT ...
The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about howsmart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a GovernmentEmployee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat:
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk,
tookout some paper and pen
and promptlydrew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could dobetter.
He called his cat and said:
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen
and returned with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could dobetter.
He called his cat and said:
"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk,
got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
and poured exactly 8 ounces of milk
- without spilling a drop - into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to theGovernment Employee
and asked:"What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called hiscat and said:
"Coffee Break, do yourstuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......
Ate the cookies ...
Drank the milk ...
Sh*t on the paper ...
Screwed the other three cats ...
Claimed he injured his back while doingso ...
Filed a grievance report
for unsafeworking conditions ...
Put in for Workers Compensation ....
.... and
went home for the rest of the day on sickleave ...
AND THAT,
MY FRIEND,
IS WHYEVERYONE
WANTS TO WORKFOR THE GOVERNMENT ...