A nice Jewish girl brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiancé to his study for schnapps.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancé.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.
"A Torah scholar." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and G~d will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "G~d will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, G~d will provide," replies the fiancé.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiancé insists that G~d will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "So, how did it go?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm G~d."
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancé.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.
"A Torah scholar." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and G~d will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "G~d will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, G~d will provide," replies the fiancé.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiancé insists that G~d will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "So, how did it go?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm G~d."