HI .. I cleand this up as much as I could without loosing too much of the 'feeling' of the story ..... apologies if I left too much of the vernacular in. G
DARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
August 31 Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha , Western Australia . Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I've finally found my new home. I love it here.
September 13 Really heating up now. It got to 31 today. No problem though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun-worshipper - no blasted rain like back in Leeds !!
September 30 Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me! Another scorcher today, but I love it here. It's Paradise !
October 10 The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy though. Keeps the flies off a bit.. Acclimatizing is taking longer than we expected.
October 15 Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed three days off work. What a dumb thing to do.. Got to respect the old sun in a climate like this!
October 20 - Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat sh#@t. I've learned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat.
October 25 - This wind is a bastard. It feels like a giant ****ing blow dryer. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order parts from Perth .....The wife & the kids are complaining.
October 30 - The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't arrived for the air conditioner. House is an oven so we've all been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $600,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here?
November 4 Finally got the air-conditioner fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes it feel about 35. Stupid repairman. Thief.
November 8 - If one more smart bastard says 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to throttle him. Heat! By the time I get to work, the car radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet and I smell like baked cat.
Thi place is the end of the Earth.
November 9 - Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the black leather upholstery in my car. I thought my arse was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and off my arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat. F. F. F.
November 10 -- The Weather report might as well be a recording.. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny, Hot and sunny. It never changes! It's been too hot to do anything for 2 months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. F!
November 15 - Doesn't it ever rain in this damn place? Water restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and blow into the pool. The only things that thrive in this hell-hole are the flies. You don't dare open your mouth for fear of swallowing half a dozen of the little bastards!
November 20 - Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 degrees today. Now the air conditioner gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said, 'Hot enough for you today?' I wanted to shove the car up his arse Anyway, had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid p.
Karratha!
What kind of sick, demented idiot would want to live here!
December 1 - WHAT!!!! The FIRST day of Summer!!!! You are kidding me!
goinsoon said
09:40 PM Nov 5, 2011
Ha, HA !!
I dirtied it up again and emailed it on to friends
gillyb said
07:31 AM Nov 6, 2011
haha thats fantastic I love it..........I'm also a pom but you will NEVER hear me complain about the heat but the weather here in Melbourne , now that's a different matter
jimricho said
07:41 AM Nov 6, 2011
Good one! but isn't there a special forum for jokes????
Sheba said
10:33 PM Nov 6, 2011
Yep. But we've seen before how people don't read things properly.
Cheers,
Sheba.
jimricho said
07:24 AM Nov 7, 2011
I guess we may as well "can" all the special forums then and just choke up the general forum.
Ma said
08:42 AM Nov 7, 2011
Not a good day Jim..........
Father Ted said
08:48 AM Nov 7, 2011
Same treatment for Photos.
Technomad said
06:27 PM Nov 7, 2011
A very apt desciption of Karratha weather.
jimricho said
07:23 PM Nov 7, 2011
Ma wrote:
Not a good day Jim..........
Better now that I got a bite!
edit (can't even type a short post like this without a bloody typo!)
-- Edited by jimricho on Monday 7th of November 2011 07:25:38 PM
Ma said
07:24 PM Nov 7, 2011
Glad that I could make someone's day.............
jimricho said
07:28 PM Nov 7, 2011
The stubby of Jimmy Boag that I'm sucking on right now helps too!
HI .. I cleand this up as much as I could without loosing too much of the 'feeling' of the story ..... apologies if I left too much of the vernacular in. G
DARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
August 31
Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha , Western Australia .
Now this is a town that knows how to live!
Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings.
I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday.
It was beautiful.
I've finally found my new home.
I love it here.
September 13
Really heating up now.
It got to 31 today.
No problem though.
Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this.
I'm turning into a sun-worshipper - no blasted rain like back in Leeds !!
September 30
Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today.
Lots of palms and rocks.
No more mowing lawns for me!
Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
It's Paradise !
October 10
The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week.
How do people get used to this kind of heat?
At least today it's windy though.
Keeps the flies off a bit..
Acclimatizing is taking longer than we expected.
October 15
Fell asleep by the pool yesterday.
Got third degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed three days off work.
What a dumb thing to do..
Got to respect the old sun in a climate like this!
October 20
- Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I left for work this morning.
By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the upholstery.
The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat sh#@t.
I've learned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat.
October 25
- This wind is a bastard.
It feels like a giant ****ing blow dryer.
And it's hot as hell!
The home air conditioner is on the blink and the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order parts from Perth .....The wife & the kids are complaining.
October 30
- The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't arrived for the air conditioner.
House is an oven so we've all been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.
Bloody $600,000 house and we can't even go inside.
Why the hell did I ever come here?
November 4
Finally got the air-conditioner fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes it feel about 35.
Stupid repairman. Thief.
November 8
- If one more smart bastard says 'Hot enough for you today?'
I'm going to throttle him. Heat!
By the time I get to work, the car radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet and I smell like baked cat.
Thi place is the end of the Earth.
November 9
- Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the black leather upholstery in my car.
I thought my arse was on fire.
I lost 2 layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and off my arse.
Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat.
F. F. F.
November 10
-- The Weather report might as well be a recording..
Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny, Hot and sunny.
It never changes!
It's been too hot to do anything for 2 months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
F!
November 15
- Doesn't it ever rain in this damn place?
Water restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and blow into the pool.
The only things that thrive in this hell-hole are the flies.
You don't dare open your mouth for fear of swallowing half a dozen of the little bastards!
November 20
- Welcome to HELL!
It got to 45 degrees today.
Now the air conditioner gone in my car.
The repair man came to fix it and said, 'Hot enough for you today?'
I wanted to shove the car up his arse
Anyway, had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid p.
Karratha!
What kind of sick, demented idiot would want to live here!
December 1
- WHAT!!!! The FIRST day of Summer!!!!
You are kidding me!
Ha, HA !!
I dirtied it up again and emailed it on to friends
Yep. But we've seen before how people don't read things properly.
Cheers,
Sheba.
Not a good day Jim..........
Same treatment for Photos.
A very apt desciption of Karratha weather.
Better now that I got a bite!
edit (can't even type a short post like this without a bloody typo!)
-- Edited by jimricho on Monday 7th of November 2011 07:25:38 PM
Glad that I could make someone's day.............
