During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her Students Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how Would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael : "Just a minute I have to go pee." Teacher : "That would be rude and impolite." Teacher : "What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter : "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." Teacher : "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the Dinner table."
Teacher : "And you, Little Johnny , can you use your brains for once and show us your Good manners?" Little Johnny : "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I have to shake Hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to meet after Dinner."
A Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her
Students
Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
Would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael : "Just a minute I have to go pee."
Teacher : "That would be rude and impolite."
Teacher : "What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter : "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
Teacher : "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
Dinner table."
Teacher : "And you, Little Johnny , can you use your brains for once and show us your
Good manners?"
Little Johnny : "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I have to shake
Hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to meet after
Dinner."