Why does everyone who submits jokes put them in bloody large letters and bold print, it is so off putting
tonyd said
11:26 PM Nov 21, 2011
Ah, but it makes them much easier to read!
goinsoon said
11:29 PM Nov 21, 2011
tonyd wrote:
Ah, but it makes them much easier to read!
When my eyesight gets that bad, I will give up using the computer
jules47 said
07:10 AM Nov 22, 2011
"coz they cut and paste them, gs.
sucastja said
07:11 AM Nov 22, 2011
jules47 wrote:
"coz they cut and paste them, gs.
that's exactly right -
-- Edited by sucastja on Tuesday 22nd of November 2011 07:18:14 AM
goinsoon said
11:04 PM Nov 22, 2011
sucastja wrote:
jules47 wrote:
"coz they cut and paste them, gs.
that's exactly right -
-- Edited by sucastja on Tuesday 22nd of November 2011 07:18:14 AM
It only takes a few seconds to change a pasted item, I do it all the time and I can assure you I am not a rocket scientist
Zoomtopz said
06:17 AM Nov 23, 2011
Who care wot size they come in
as long as they are decent jokes.
Richo
sucastja said
06:53 AM Nov 23, 2011
goinsoon wrote:
sucastja wrote:
jules47 wrote:
"coz they cut and paste them, gs.
that's exactly right -
-- Edited by sucastja on Tuesday 22nd of November 2011 07:18:14 AM
It only takes a few seconds to change a pasted item, I do it all the time and I can assure you I am not a rocket scientist
yes, you're right - it doesn't take long to change them - I did reduce the size of mine, and if you find them still too big - BAD LUCK!!! Build a bridge and get over it!!!
rvtraveller2 said
11:11 AM Nov 23, 2011
Who cares as long as you can read them. keep them coming at any size
rvtraveller2 said
11:14 AM Nov 23, 2011
have you built that bridge yet
jules47 said
02:02 PM Nov 24, 2011
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!
I fell for it, too.
-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 24th of November 2011 02:03:23 PM
JRH said
03:04 PM Nov 24, 2011
jules47 wrote:
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!
I fell for it, too.
-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 24th of November 2011 02:03:23 PM
Good one Jules47.
And there I was thinking I was going to learn something interesting. I won't reprat what I called you when I finshed reading.
Wobbly Bob said
08:03 AM Jan 7, 2012
How is air like sex? It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
oldbloke said
09:02 PM Mar 22, 2020
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear says to the rabbit, do you ever have a problem with sh%t sticking to your fur ?
Rabbit says no, never.
So the bear, wipes his ass with the rabbit
Craig1 said
08:03 AM Mar 23, 2020
There is the answer to the loo paper crisis, just catch a couple of his and her rabbits
Why does everyone who submits jokes put them in bloody large letters and bold print, it is so off putting
When my eyesight gets that bad, I will give up using the computer
that's exactly right -
-- Edited by sucastja on Tuesday 22nd of November 2011 07:18:14 AM
It only takes a few seconds to change a pasted item, I do it all the time and I can assure you I am not a rocket scientist
Who care wot size they come in
as long as they are decent jokes.
Richo
yes, you're right - it doesn't take long to change them - I did reduce the size of mine, and if you find them still too big - BAD LUCK!!! Build a bridge and get over it!!!
Who cares as long as you can read them.
keep them coming at any size
have you built that bridge yet
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!
I fell for it, too.
-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 24th of November 2011 02:03:23 PM
Good one Jules47.
And there I was thinking I was going to learn something interesting. I won't reprat what I called you when I finshed reading.
The bear says to the rabbit, do you ever have a problem with sh%t sticking to your fur ?
Rabbit says no, never.
So the bear, wipes his ass with the rabbit
New Zealand solution!