Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one...... I like to watch my money grow." "Two....... once in a while like to play with my money." "Three..... I like how money feels in my hand" "And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want."
Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says
"Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust.
Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one...... I like to watch my money grow."
"Two....... once in a while like to play with my money."
"Three..... I like how money feels in my hand"
"And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want."