A man walks into a redneck bar in Alabama and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from?
You solike a Limey",
"I'm from across the Severn," replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?"
"I mount animals."
"Its alright boys," shouts the barman:

"he's one of us."