A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"
His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."
The boy trots off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would! She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."
"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."
The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!"
So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your elder brother if he'd sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."
The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"
"Well there you have it, son," said his dad. Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."
jimbo said
03:06 PM Dec 6, 2011
Okay Jimmy! Where have you been.....That was posted 1week ago bye yours truelly
jimbo said
03:07 PM Dec 6, 2011
Theoretically / Reaisticallyl
justcruisin01 said
07:03 PM Dec 6, 2011
jimbo wrote:
Okay Jimmy! Where have you been.....That was posted 1week ago bye yours truelly
Sorry mate , have not had any internett for last 10 days, still have some catching up to do.
jimbo said
08:43 AM Dec 7, 2011
No worries Mate....It is such a good one is'nt it......I'm going back too Greens lake at Christmas Hope I can get a good spot
A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"
His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."
The boy trots off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would! She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."
"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."
The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!"
So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your elder brother if he'd sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."
The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"
"Well there you have it, son," said his dad. Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."
Okay Jimmy! Where have you been.....That was posted 1week ago bye yours truelly
Sorry mate , have not had any internett for last 10 days, still have some catching up to do.
No worries Mate....It is such a good one is'nt it......I'm going back too Greens lake at Christmas Hope I can get a good spot