A TrafficCop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the legal Speed limit and he asks the biker his name and licence.
"Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred" the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the Biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name to record on the warning.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'"
The biker replies: "It's a long story, so stay with me.' Was born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed by myself, Studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realised that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency And finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry became my dream! Got all the way through Dental school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA (Aust Dental Assoc) found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away myMDbecause of the VD, So they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
goinsoon said
10:10 PM Dec 6, 2011
Fred and Charlie were having a few beers, recounting old times when the call of nature caused them both to line up in the dunny at the same time, still deep in conversation.
But Fred could hardly ignore the fact that Charlie was very well endowed.
Geez Charlie, that's a huge donger you have there old mate," Fred was prompted to remark.
"Wasn't always that way," replied Charlie, "Medical science can do wonders with transplants these days," he said. "I got this done up in Manilla, cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every cent."
Fred was very envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and flew off to the Phillipines first thing next morning.
It was a good six months later before he ran into his old cobber once again and Fred could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result.
"But Chalie, I gotta telll you something," said Fred. "You were diddled, I got mine for $500, not a thousand."
Charlie could hardly believe it. Same address in Manilla, same doctor. Feeling that he had been ripped off, he asked Fred if he could take a look.
Once more they lined up at the porcelain, when Charlie took a peek over the partition, the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared. "No wonder you got it cheap," he laughed.
A TrafficCop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the legal
Speed limit and he asks the biker his name and licence.
"Fred" he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred" the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
Biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name to record on the warning.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'"
The biker replies: "It's a long story, so stay with me.'
Was born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name.
The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed by myself,
Studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realised that I wanted to be a doctor.
I went through college, medical school, internship, residency
And finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry became my dream!
Got all the way through Dental school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA (Aust Dental Assoc) found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away myMDbecause of the VD,
So they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
Fred and Charlie were having a few beers, recounting old times when the call of nature caused them both to line up in the dunny at the same time, still deep in conversation.
But Fred could hardly ignore the fact that Charlie was very well endowed.
Geez Charlie, that's a huge donger you have there old mate," Fred was prompted to remark.
"Wasn't always that way," replied Charlie, "Medical science can do wonders with transplants these days," he said. "I got this done up in Manilla, cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every cent."
Fred was very envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and flew off to the Phillipines first thing next morning.
It was a good six months later before he ran into his old cobber once again and Fred could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result.
"But Chalie, I gotta telll you something," said Fred. "You were diddled, I got mine for $500, not a thousand."
Charlie could hardly believe it. Same address in Manilla, same doctor. Feeling that he had been ripped off, he asked Fred if he could take a look.
Once more they lined up at the porcelain, when Charlie took a peek over the partition, the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared. "No wonder you got it cheap," he laughed.
"That's my old one!"