The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Emu and Kangaroo to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
possum said
12:32 PM Dec 7, 2011
Love it
goinsoon said
02:09 PM Dec 7, 2011
oooh!
You are in trouble now, Cindy always PMs me with a slap on the wrist when I post something like that
Landfall said
04:39 PM Dec 7, 2011
old briney wrote:
The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Emu and Kangaroo to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Does that mean if the "noalition" get in, it will be a condom with a hole in it?
There will be a small amount of inflation, unwanted production, no protection, and getting well and truly screwed.
Dusty
Vic said
05:41 PM Dec 7, 2011
A lot of those people live in a Condom..inium.......
jimricho said
05:57 PM Dec 7, 2011
Can't you post this in the jokes forum, where there's less clutter. There's not much point in having the sub forums if folks don't use them.
goinsoon said
07:32 PM Dec 7, 2011
See I told you so, you are already in trouble, you will get a bad name like me
Helena said
07:57 PM Dec 7, 2011
It was so very apt old briny loved it. Helena
valnrob said
08:08 PM Dec 7, 2011
I'm still having a laugh at this one !!!
_wombat_ said
08:16 PM Dec 7, 2011
goinsoon wrote:
oooh!
You are in trouble now, Cindy always PMs me with a slap on the wrist when I post something like that
you deserve a slap on the bottom not on your wrist
only problem is you would enjoy that
DellieMay said
09:03 PM Dec 7, 2011
LOL
goinsoon said
10:48 PM Dec 7, 2011
_wombat_ wrote:
goinsoon wrote:
oooh!
You are in trouble now, Cindy always PMs me with a slap on the wrist when I post something like that
you deserve a slap on the bottom not on your wrist
only problem is you would enjoy that
ooooo! promises, promises
_wombat_ said
08:56 AM Dec 8, 2011
goinsoon wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
goinsoon wrote:
oooh!
You are in trouble now, Cindy always PMs me with a slap on the wrist when I post something like that
you deserve a slap on the bottom not on your wrist
Love it
oooh!
You are in trouble now, Cindy always PMs me with a slap on the wrist when I post something like that
There will be a small amount of inflation, unwanted production, no protection, and getting well and truly screwed.
Dusty
A lot of those people live in a Condom..inium.......
See I told you so, you are already in trouble, you will get a bad name like me
you deserve a slap on the bottom not on your wrist
only problem is you would enjoy that
ooooo! promises, promises
see I said you would enjoy it