'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE:
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN .
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to ATM machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres.
27. Release Hand Brake.
jimbo said
08:15 PM Dec 19, 2011
That deserves a round of applause...terrific
kandagal said
09:13 AM Dec 20, 2011
Well as a female I have to protest. My other half can't remember his pin number so thinks my wallet is an ATM. He just says "you got any cash?" Maybe he thinks the notes just appear into my wallet with magic.
Pam said
10:34 AM Dec 20, 2011
kandagal wrote:
Well as a female I have to protest. My other half can't remember his pin number so thinks my wallet is an ATM. He just says "you got any cash?" Maybe he thinks the notes just appear into my wallet with magic.
Your other half must be related to my hubby.
Zoomtopz said
01:10 PM Dec 20, 2011
It HAS Really got me thinking - WHEN - I have been to
'drive through' atm's in America AND , There is Braille
on th buttons as well .
Richo
-- Edited by Zoomtopz on Tuesday 20th of December 2011 01:10:41 PM
Your other half must be related to my hubby.
It HAS Really got me thinking - WHEN - I have been to
'drive through' atm's in America AND , There is Braille
on th buttons as well .
Richo
-- Edited by Zoomtopz on Tuesday 20th of December 2011 01:10:41 PM