An email from a friend I just have to share - hope you laugh as much as I did.

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I seldom need one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and  decided that old age is 'when you still have  something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded  furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for  company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an  emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'!

I was  thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a  whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, theywere cramming for their finals.

As for me,  I'm just hoping God grades on the  curve.

Enjoy Your D ays And Love Your Life, Because Life is a journey to be savored.

What worries me is that I can understand what is being said .. Geeeeee !