Q. Why did the chicken covered in mud cross the road twice?
A. Because it was a dirty double crosser!!
Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break.
Two eggs being boiled in a pot, female boiling egg: "Look I've got a crack!"
Male boiling egg: "Slow down a bit, I'm not even hard yet!"
Q. Why did the chicken covered in mud cross the road twice?
A. Because it was a dirty double crosser!!
-- Edited by Wobbly Bob on Friday 6th of January 2012 08:52:29 PM
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.
Two eggs being boiled in a pot, female boiling egg: "Look I've got a crack!"
Male boiling egg: "Slow down a bit, I'm not even hard yet!"