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> Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels
> for her.
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> When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few
> miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they
> got home.
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> Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs,
> restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was
> indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the
> last.
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> On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise
> ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having ****tails and waiting
> for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love
> with you.
> I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next
> stage."
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> "So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing
> question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read
> about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If
> that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so
> now!"
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> Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't
> be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being
> totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years
> I've been a hooker."
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> "Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet
> for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's
> probably because
> you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the
> ball."
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