Smart Arse!!!!
> >
> > Two businessmen in Melbourne were sitting down for a
> > break in their soon-to-be new shop...
> >
> > As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves
> > set up.
> >
> >
> > One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some
> > pensioner is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what
> > we're selling."
> >
> > No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
> > enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft
> > voice asked, "What are you selling here?"
> >
> > One of the men replied sarcastically "We're selling
> > arse-holes."
> >
> >
> >
> > Without skipping a beat, the old dear said: ?Must be
> > doing well... only two left."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Pensioners -- don't mess with them!!!!!
> >