The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.The class was in full swing.The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.Walking is especially beneficial.It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.
She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes? asked the Instructor.
I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?
(This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught...)
Zoomtopz said
02:16 PM Feb 21, 2012
Good one Ben .
I did th right fingy when Sam was on way , attended pre-natal ,
doing th exercises one night , laying on th floor doing 'pelvic thrusts'.
Herself says to me . "You can be my 'pelvic floor examiner' I lost it ,
cracked up like anything . Tough as a boot nursing sister says 'share it',
all th young 20somethings hardly got it , th sister had a wry grin , Herself
grinning from ear to ear . Me @ 47 in my truckie blue singlet blushing scarlet
The Sensitive Man
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.
She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes? asked the Instructor.
I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?
(This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught...)
Good one Ben .
I did th right fingy when Sam was on way , attended pre-natal ,
doing th exercises one night , laying on th floor doing 'pelvic thrusts'.
Herself says to me . "You can be my 'pelvic floor examiner'
I lost it ,
cracked up like anything . Tough as a boot nursing sister says 'share it',
all th young 20somethings hardly got it , th sister had a wry grin , Herself
grinning from ear to ear . Me @ 47 in my truckie blue singlet blushing scarlet
Richo
Hahaha - can just imagine it Richo!