Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
REDONE THIS LOOK FURTHER DOWN THE POSTS - SORRY
-- Edited by jules47 on Wednesday 22nd of February 2012 12:37:17 AM
JRH said
02:42 AM Feb 22, 2012
jules47 wrote:
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
Is that it ?????????????????????
jules47 said
06:33 AM Feb 22, 2012
Sorry - don't know what hapened to the rest of it. Will repost.
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her...'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
Sorry - don't know what hapened to the rest of it. Will repost.
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her...'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
Thanks jimbo - hows the bowling going? Have to head up this way, and have a roll. Thought you and Norma (Shadyandme) might have had a roll up down round Greens Lake somewhere. Hope to get her back on the green when she gets here soon.
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
REDONE THIS LOOK FURTHER DOWN THE POSTS - SORRY
-- Edited by jules47 on Wednesday 22nd of February 2012 12:37:17 AM
Is that it ?????????????????????
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest
beside her...'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and
I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The
official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
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Very funny Jules! Well worth the wait