COMPLETELY FINISHED    No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an explanation, as told by a Newfoundlander!!!!!!   When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the wrong one catches you with the right one, you are .... COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!  End of story  

good one so simple