A man applying for a job at a Mildura lemon orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
He replied: "I've been divorced twice, bought a Leyland P76, a Beta video player and took up both Telstra floats .... then I voted for Kevin Rudd, ended up with Julia Gillard -
A man applying for a job at a Mildura lemon orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
He replied: "I've been divorced twice, bought a Leyland P76, a Beta video player and took up both Telstra floats .... then I voted for Kevin Rudd, ended up with Julia Gillard -
How am I doing so far??