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> POOR MICK
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> Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day,
> Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
> Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the
> Local hospital.
> Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick.
> The nurse says,
> "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising."
> Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back exercising his now
> Re-attached arm.
> The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
>
> A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another
> Bloody big saw.
> So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to
> Hospital.
> Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse
> Replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising."
> And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the
> Treadmill.
> And very soon Mick comes back to work.
>
> But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs
> His head.
> Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to
> Hospital.
> Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is. The nurse breaks down
> And cries and says, "He's dead."
> Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him
> in."
> "No", says the nurse, "Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag
> And he suffocated."