Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for Collingwood, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
jimbo said
12:15 PM Jun 8, 2012
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for Carlton but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Rip and Rosie said
03:36 PM Jun 8, 2012
why do they always pick on Collingwood, Jimbo?
so unkind
rockylizard said
11:56 PM Jun 9, 2012
Gday...
Coz the Mighty Pies are the best team in the AFL ..... and the only football club in Australia that's name is recognised all over Austrralia as well as in many countries around the world.
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for Collingwood, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for Carlton but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
so unkind
Gday...
Coz the Mighty Pies are the best team in the AFL ..... and the only football club in Australia that's name is recognised all over Austrralia as well as in many countries around the world.
Particularly well known in USA and UK.
GO MIGHTY PIES
Cheers - John