Little Johnnie's neighbour had a Baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie'sfamily was invited over to see the Baby.
Before they left their house, little Johnnie's dad had a talkwith him and explained that the baby had No ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned any thing about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, hewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, what a beautiful baby.
The mother said, why thank you Johnnie.Johnnie said he has beautiful little feet beautiful little hands a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?
Yes, the mother replied, we are so thankful the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.
That's great said little Johnnie coz he'd be Stuffed if heneeded glasses.
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a Baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from
the hospital, Johnnie'sfamily was invited over to see the Baby.
Before they left their house, little
Johnnie's dad had a talkwith him and explained that the baby had No ears.
His dad also told him that if he so
much as mentioned any thing about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, what a beautiful baby.
The mother said, why thank you Johnnie. Johnnie said he has beautiful little feet beautiful little hands a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?
Yes, the mother replied, we are so thankful the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.
That's great said little Johnnie coz he'd be Stuffed if heneeded glasses.