A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology
and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned
to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me
anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

Bet that worked!!!   

.. Lies .. all lies !!    (hehe)