Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten.. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting jussanyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls ... Nummaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, but this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
"You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
What were you all thinking???
This joke came in an email from my Dad tonight. I hope nobody is offended by it.
Michelle
-- Edited by BohemianGypsy on Thursday 5th of July 2012 09:05:39 AM
She's a virgin & they are both waiters ...
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten.. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting jussanyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls ... Nummaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, but this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
"You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
-- Edited by BohemianGypsy on Thursday 5th of July 2012 09:05:39 AM