A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm a young guide led them through the process of cheese making explaining that goats milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

"These " she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."

She then asked "what do you do in America with your old goats?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "they send us on bus tours!"