The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
Larry quickly replied, NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
Yes said the policeman. The detectives want very badly to capture him.
Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, Dad, why are you doing that?
His father replied, Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Larry, looking worried, said, Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom ......