JEWS SANK THE TITANIC!

The plane leaves Kingsford Smith Airport under the control of a Jewish captain;
his co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'Why not?'
'You people bombed Darwin Harbour , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese no bomb Darwin Hahbow! Dhat Japanese, no Chinese!'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese....doesn't matter, you're all the same!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,

'It was an iceberg!'

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg.... no mattah.... aall same!