Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. 
Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
"You get out and check - you were driving. " 

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
"You were driving, go and tell the farmer, " says Julia.


Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered,
Hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you? 'asks Julia.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.' 

 

'What on earth did you tell them?', asked Julia.

 

"I"m Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."