Kids: Many happy returns of the day Dad. How old are you now?
Dad I'm 60 plus GST.
Kids In 4 yours you will be 70, three score and ten.
3 score and 10 is end of a natural life. Next stop heaven.
Dad, how much money are you going to leave us?
Dad: Sorry kids, I intend to be around for ever. I see no future in passing on.
Kids: Be nice Dad, It will be us who will chose your nursing home.
Kaid said
01:45 AM Oct 10, 2012
When our second daughter was a lovely teenager. She had a sign on her bedroom door that said Be kind to your children, they choose your nursing home. Said daughter now trains people in Mental Health
aussietraveller said
06:30 PM Oct 10, 2012
My nursing home will be the Jayco parked beside a beautiful beach.
Retreat said
07:12 PM Oct 10, 2012
Maybe I should be worried that my assets, including caravan, will be stripped from me in an "Alan Bond corporate takeover" style before I have the opportunity of parking beside a lovely beach.
Kids: Many happy returns of the day Dad. How old are you now?
Dad I'm 60 plus GST.
Kids In 4 yours you will be 70, three score and ten.
3 score and 10 is end of a natural life. Next stop heaven.
Dad, how much money are you going to leave us?
Dad: Sorry kids, I intend to be around for ever. I see no future in passing on.
Kids: Be nice Dad, It will be us who will chose your nursing home.
When our second daughter was a lovely teenager.
She had a sign on her bedroom door that said
Be kind to your children, they choose your nursing home.
Said daughter now trains people in Mental Health