Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries" Julia thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks: "What will Australia be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout. But she just stares at it. "Come on Julia" says Barak, "What does it say" Julia replies,
2weis said
03:45 AM Nov 9, 2012
and the punch line is ???????
HOOK said
10:56 PM Nov 9, 2012
Surely she didn't say " I always leave my camping area cleaner than I found it." ??
jimbo said
03:43 AM Nov 10, 2012
I don't know what happened..I'm sorry
Pinto said
07:26 PM Nov 10, 2012
I guess there's no more Australia left............. :(
jimbo said
08:03 PM Nov 10, 2012
Hear it is!
Julia replies................."Buggered if I know! It's in Chinese!"
2weis said
08:29 PM Nov 10, 2012
polite laugh
Brenda and Alan said
10:11 PM Nov 10, 2012
Don't laugh. It's probably right.
jimbo said
03:51 AM Nov 11, 2012
Thats right people...One only has to have watched A C A the other night .....Castle Hill N S W shopping complex
jules47 said
04:02 AM Nov 11, 2012
This is a jokes section - jokes are jokes - sometimes I think we are losing our Aussie sense of humour - becoming too "politically correct" - not knowing whether to post a joke that may offend some sections of the community - hey us Aussies love laughing, most especially at ourselves!!!!! The world needs to lighten up!!!
2weis said
04:30 AM Nov 11, 2012
the comment "polite laugh" was only meant asa joke because it took so long to get to the punch line not as having a go at any one it can be hard to convey meanings in a written form as the tongue in cheek intention is often lost brian
jules47 said
04:54 AM Nov 11, 2012
Sorry 2weis - was not pointed at you - just saying in general - we now don't post any jokes that mention certain ethnic races, living here in Australia, lest someone complains and we get moderated off - to me, a good joke is a good joke, no matter the subject really.
Time Machine
Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see
100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barak goes first.
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,
there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"
Julia thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks:
"What will Australia be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout.
But she just stares at it.
"Come on Julia" says Barak, "What does it say"
Julia replies,
Surely she didn't say " I always leave my camping area cleaner than I found it." ??
I don't know what happened..I'm sorry
Hear it is!
Julia replies................."Buggered if I know! It's in Chinese!"
Thats right people...One only has to have watched A C A the other night .....Castle Hill N S W shopping complex
not as having a go at any one
it can be hard to convey meanings in a written form as the tongue in cheek intention is often lost
brian