There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your staff or anyone else via any means, do not touch it. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Update 04-05-12: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE, but may require repeated applications
Nomad246 said
01:50 AM Nov 13, 2012
Good one, work is a dirty 4 letter word
Pinto said
09:55 PM Nov 14, 2012
lol How true ever since being layed off in February I now have a LIFE!!
Boothie said
04:59 AM Nov 22, 2012
Ivve hufti sey tat tha rumedy dis it jub. Fulling butter ilready. Wuk nuw trhee lutter wurd und i had dun lurnt nuw lungauge. Me tink it name callem swahili und me forgetum wat tume i needum gettem up to ...........zzzzzz
NEW VIRUS
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your staff or anyone else via any means, do not touch it.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ)
but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to five friends.
If you do not have five friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update 04-05-12:
After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE,
but may require repeated applications
Ivve hufti sey tat tha rumedy dis it jub. Fulling butter ilready. Wuk nuw trhee lutter wurd und i had dun lurnt nuw lungauge. Me tink it name callem swahili und me forgetum wat tume i needum gettem up to ...........zzzzzz