>>
>> HOW IS NORMA?
>
>> A sweet grandmother
>> telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
>> "Is it possible to speak to someone
>> who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
>> The operator said,
>> "I'll be glad to help, dear.
>> What's the name and room number of the patient?"
>> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,
>> "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
>> The operator replied,
>> "Let me put you on hold
>> while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
>> After a few minutes,
>> the operator returned to the phone and said,
>> "I have good news.
>> Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well.
>> Her blood pressure is fine;
>> her blood work just came back normal, and her physician,
>> Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
>> The grandmother said,
>> "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.
>> God bless you for the good news."
>> "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
>> The grandmother said,"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302.
>> No one tells me a thing."
>>>> HOW IS NORMA?>>>>>>> A sweet grandmother>> telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,>> "Is it possible to speak to someone>> who can tell me how a patient is doing?">>>> The operator said,>> "I'll be glad to help, dear.>> What's the name and room number of the patient?">>>> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,>> "Norma Findlay, Room 302.">>>> The operator replied,>> "Let me put you on hold>> while I check with the nurse's station for that room.">>>> After a few minutes,>> the operator returned to the phone and said,>> "I have good news.>> Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well.>> Her blood pressure is fine;>> her blood work just came back normal, and her physician,>> Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.">>>> The grandmother said,>> "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.>> God bless you for the good news.">>>> The operator replied,>> "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?">>>> The grandmother said,"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302.>> No one tells me a thing."