A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams.

Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said,

"What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?"

After all the laughter died down the teacher said,

" Then I would expect you to use the other hand"

LOL...................

That's so accurate it could be sad ,,,, lol