Visited a friend of ours in hospital, he doesnt look good.

What happend ?? we asked. He got out the photos which were taken and explained.,

He told us, he and his wife Jan went to the 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 


"THIS BULL  MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"


Jan playfully  nudged me in the ribs ......
Smiled and said, 'He  mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a  week.'

We walked to the second pen  which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS  BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"

Jan gave me a  healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~
That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot  from him.'

We walked to the third  pen and it had a sign attached that said,

"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES  LAST YEAR"

Jan was so  excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and  said,
'That's once a day ...You could REALLY  learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Oh yeh, go over and ask him if he had to do it with the same cow"

His condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.