Welcome to kettle who I haven't seen posting before! Hope you enjoy the forum as much as we do. Good one Ole Grizzly. I actually turned the real one down in volume and turned off the 'speed warnings' as my hubby would constantly argue with the 'voice' known as Brandon. Plus we also found the speed zones were very often wrong.
-- Edited by neilnruth on Monday 7th of January 2013 10:49:31 PM
Ole_Grizzly said
11:18 PM Jan 7, 2013
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off.
kettle said
12:04 AM Jan 8, 2013
Great ......................... had a good laugh but its all so true and I like being a Satnav because I know everything is in order.
Kettle
fireheart said
01:36 AM Jan 8, 2013
that is funny, I had the male version. Ignored him anyway most of the time.
gollymolly said
02:01 AM Jan 8, 2013
That is so good. Rod and I cant stop laughing. Any more?
Boothie said
08:54 PM Jan 8, 2013
My SatNav had to get demoted as we were forever getting positionally challenged. I bought an electronic one and have never been positionally challenged since except when I use the cruise control. I guess thats what you get for demoting a SatNav to Cruise Control!
Welcome to kettle who I haven't seen posting before! Hope you enjoy the forum as much as we do. Good one Ole Grizzly. I actually turned the real one down in volume and turned off the 'speed warnings' as my hubby would constantly argue with the 'voice' known as Brandon. Plus we also found the speed zones were very often wrong.
-- Edited by neilnruth on Monday 7th of January 2013 10:49:31 PM
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
Its better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off.
Great ......................... had a good laugh but its all so true and I like being a Satnav because I know everything is in order.
Kettle
My SatNav had to get demoted as we were forever getting positionally challenged. I bought an electronic one and have never been positionally challenged since except when I use the cruise control. I guess thats what you get for demoting a SatNav to Cruise Control!