A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled
him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against
the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer
replied, "No, I didn't know that."

The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Coffs Harbour".

The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the
pig to the zoo when you get to Coffs Harbour." So the farmer promised
he would.

Several days later the cop spotted the farmer with the
pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again. The cop
said "I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you
got to Coffs Harbour" and to this the farmer replied "I did and
we had so much fun, I taking him to Port Macquarie now"