The Funeral
- Magnarc said10:59 PM Feb 14, 2013
The Parking Officer's Funeral
As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at the Parking Officer's funeral,
a voice from inside screams,
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth, and mutters,
"Too late pal, the paperworks already done".