Mate of mine sent me this, a bit corny but topical.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco Her condition is said to be stable Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had $5 each way ! >Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!
had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night....I still have a bit between my teeth Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh? "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF" I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions. A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!' I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres. Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers have given me the trots To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian
i enjoyed that
Geez !!! I come on here hoping to see some good jokes ?? and all i get is you guys ''Horseing Around''
dazren wrote:Geez !!! I come on here hoping to see some good jokes ?? and all i get is you guys ''Horseing Around''
Yep a bit of horseplay is good for you.
Mate of mine sent me this, a bit corny but topical.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco Her condition is said to be stable
Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had $5 each way !
>Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!
had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night....I still have a bit between my teeth
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers have given me the trots
To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian
i enjoyed that
Geez !!! I come on here hoping to see some good jokes ?? and all i get is you guys ''Horseing Around''
Yep a bit of horseplay is good for you.