What goes from 0 -100 in less than 4.5secs?
My wifes bathroom scales.
Ken
Brenda and Alan wrote:Hey, not nice! If I was your wife, you'd have the scales jammed up your left nostril!Brrenda.
Hey, not nice! If I was your wife, you'd have the scales jammed up your left nostril!Brrenda.
The topic is called "just joking?"
In actual fact, the scales would reach a 100 quicker than 4.5secs, 100grams that is.
and I'd hold you down while she jammed them further in.
My humble apologies if I have touched a raw nerve, I don't seem to be able to get into this politically correct crap.
The two replies from the female species (can't bring myself to refer to them as "ladies") have been enlightening.
Pity that one can't purchase a "get-a-Life" package or a sense of humour, there seems to be a going market available.
Do continue to have a nice day.
If it was a joke about a fat bloke it would probably be considered hilareous and nobody would take offence especially the blokes.
That's the way this wierd world is nowdays.
Keep the jokes coming Ken
HOOK wrote:If it was a joke about a fat bloke it would probably be considered hilareous and nobody would take offence especially the blokes.That's the way this wierd world is nowdays.Keep the jokes coming Ken
Thanks Hook,
Actually the "joke" was not about a "fat" anything, I deliberately did not put a measurement of weight on it.
It could be grams, oz's, lbs, kg's or tonnes for that matter.
Probably a very raw nerve me thinks.
My wife has never, nor could I imagine, ever been 100kg, but she does have a sense of humour.
Brenda and Alan wrote:Ken, I do apologise if you misunderstood my response to your joke. I did realise it was in fact a joke, as was my response. Sorry.Brenda
Ken, I do apologise if you misunderstood my response to your joke. I did realise it was in fact a joke, as was my response. Sorry.Brenda
Apology accepted, I will now remove said scales from left nostril.
The problem with the written word is getting a "joke" across in a funny manner.
Have a nicee day Brenda, maybe we will meet up somewhere and share a few jokes around a camp fire.
Cheers
What goes from 0 -100 in less than 4.5secs?
My wifes bathroom scales.
Ken
Brrenda.
The topic is called "just joking?"
In actual fact, the scales would reach a 100 quicker than 4.5secs, 100grams that is.
Ken
and I'd hold you down while she jammed them further in.
My humble apologies if I have touched a raw nerve, I don't seem to be able to get into this politically correct crap.
The two replies from the female species (can't bring myself to refer to them as "ladies") have been enlightening.
Pity that one can't purchase a "get-a-Life" package or a sense of humour, there seems to be a going market available.
Do continue to have a nice day.
Ken
If it was a joke about a fat bloke it would probably be considered hilareous and nobody would take offence especially the blokes.
That's the way this wierd world is nowdays.
Keep the jokes coming Ken
Thanks Hook,
Actually the "joke" was not about a "fat" anything, I deliberately did not put a measurement of weight on it.
It could be grams, oz's, lbs, kg's or tonnes for that matter.
Probably a very raw nerve me thinks.
My wife has never, nor could I imagine, ever been 100kg, but she does have a sense of humour.
Ken
Brenda
Apology accepted, I will now remove said scales from left nostril.
The problem with the written word is getting a "joke" across in a funny manner.
Have a nicee day Brenda, maybe we will meet up somewhere and share a few jokes around a camp fire.
Cheers
Ken
brian