An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded. 'I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat third day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No, from all dat skippin'.
Comebak-Wilson said
09:21 PM Mar 7, 2013
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll Not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll Be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.. He Falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the Stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls Flat on his face, 'Shoite, Shoite !' He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to The door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door And shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes A deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto The sidewalk and falls flat on his face. 'Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked,' he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, Hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.. He Takes a look up the stairs and says 'No f... Way. He crawls up the Stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes A step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'f... It and Falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of Coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last Night ?' Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was f...in' pissed. But how did you know?' 'Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.
An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows:
'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded.
'I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat third day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from all dat skippin'.
Night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll
Not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll
Be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.. He
Falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the
Stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls
Flat on his face,
'Shoite,
Shoite !'
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to
The door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door
And shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes
A deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto
The sidewalk and falls flat on his face.
'Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked,' he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,
Hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.. He
Takes a look up the stairs and says 'No f... Way. He crawls up the
Stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes
A step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'f... It and
Falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of
Coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last
Night ?'
Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was f...in' pissed. But how did you know?'
'Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.