Three strings walk into a bar two sit at the table one goes to the bar,three pots thanks the barman said we don't serve strings here,so back to the table tells his mates second one says I will try up to the bar three pots thanks the barman says I told your mate we don't serve strings here back to the table he goes,the third string says give me ago before he heads to the bar he ties himself in a knot  and fluffs up one of his ends and of he goes up to the bar three pots thanks the barman says arent you with those other strings he said I am a frayed not.

Lance C