The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do
Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine
I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast
I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came
At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow!
hokianga said
02:22 AM Apr 7, 2013
Love it!
Terry said
05:04 PM Apr 7, 2013
Seems as if the powers to be did not think some of his jokes were funny also - notice several have been deleted
Pinto said
04:55 PM Apr 8, 2013
Yep I noticed there are wousers and whingers on this forum with NO sence of humor who love to stir up trouble because they get off on it.. Not the type of people I want around my camp fire.
petengail said
12:45 AM Apr 9, 2013
There may and probably are some Wowsers and Whingers on this forum though I have never met any of them and I have met quite a few from this forum. There are also some people whose level of humour should be left at the dunny door. There are times and places for all sorts of humour, this joke itself passed the moderator, Cindy's stamdards for the forum. Some of the jokes that were deleted, I thought, a lot of people would have found very offensive. I personally while not finding the jokes offensive, just in bad taste, thought that many people who subscribe to this forum would have found them offensive. IMHO hardly Wowsers and Whingers
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow!
There may and probably are some Wowsers and Whingers on this forum though I have never met any of them and I have met quite a few from this forum. There are also some people whose level of humour should be left at the dunny door. There are times and places for all sorts of humour, this joke itself passed the moderator, Cindy's stamdards for the forum. Some of the jokes that were deleted, I thought, a lot of people would have found very offensive. I personally while not finding the jokes offensive, just in bad taste, thought that many people who subscribe to this forum would have found them offensive. IMHO hardly Wowsers and Whingers