There was a bit of confusion at my grocery store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my goods, the cashier said, "Strip down - facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my local MP about Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

It's not my fault; they need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!