What is Celibacy? 

Celibacy can either be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances. 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to

the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the

things that are important to each other." 

He asked the men,

'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' 

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered 

"That'd be White Wings Self-Raising, wouldnt it?"                                

And thus began my life of celibacy ...