Two female teachers took a group of students from  grades 1, 2 and 3 for a
> field trip to Flemington Racecourse.  When it was time to take the
> children
> to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher
> and the boys would go with the other.
> The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when
> one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
> urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with
> their
> pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their
> 'wee-wees'
> to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.
> As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was
> unusually
> well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his er,
> equipment,
> the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?
> 'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I  really appreciate your help.'