a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that
seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
particular: 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that
seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only
seat left was under that dog.

'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired
.......'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour!

'This American should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up:

'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing
the wrong thing.

'You hold the fork in the wrong hand.

'You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.

'And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch
out the window.'