All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers, decided on this "all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! ----------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice, handsome man. ----------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. ----------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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Pool again today.. Got a bit sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming.. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. ----------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 2600 lives............ Twice!
jimbo said
04:56 PM May 6, 2013
Funny! Funny! An Oldie but a goody
kandagal said
09:01 PM May 6, 2013
Oh I'm going on another cruise in July. Hope we don't get the same captain!!
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers, decided on this "all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
-----------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice, handsome man.
-----------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
-----------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
-----------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today.. Got a bit sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming.. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives............
Twice!